The kind of crabbing
The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon’s swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook. Euell Gibbons
Refrigerators
My son would walk
My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, ‘There’s nothing to eat!’ Erma Bombeck
My theory on housework
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? Erma Bombeck
We tried it again
We tried it again and it didn’t work out. Sour milk is always sour milk. When something goes bad it stays bad.You don’t put sour milk in the refrigerator one day,and take it out the next and expect it to taste sweet. Eric Jerome Dickey
Anyone who’s ever put
Anyone who’s ever put a stamp on an envelope or a note on their refrigerator knows what it’s like to make a collage. There’s no esoteric technique. Elliott Hundley
I may be able
I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost. Edward T. Hall
I may be able
I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost. My wife, however, will unerringly point out that the cheese or the leftover roast is hiding right in front of my eyes. Hundreds of such experiences convince me that men and women often … Read more
Jack Kerouac, like a
Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama’s lap from alcohol and infantilism. Edward Abbey
Lukewarm people do not
Lukewarm people do not live by faith; their lives are structured so they never have to. They don’t have to trust God if something unexpected happens- they have their savings account. They don’t need God to help them- they have their retirement plan in place. They don’t genuinely seek out what life God would have … Read more
I\’m the guy who
I’m the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I’m out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it’ll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move. Dustin Diamond