My material never comes
My material never comes out verbatim every time. I always tweak in a line, or tweak away a line, gain a couple tags or lose a couple tags. The timing is always off. Gabriel Iglesias
Tag
Jazz is not a
Jazz is not a ‘form’ but a collection of tags and tricks. Ernest Newman
When they told me
When they told me I needed a mastectomy, I thought of the thousands of luncheons and dinners I had attended where they slapped a name tag on my left bosom. I always smiled and said, ‘Now, what shall we name the other one?’ That would no longer be a problem. Erma Bombeck
A member of the
A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. What shall we name the other one? I smiled. She was not amused. Erma Bombeck
I don’t want to
I don’t want to belong to any league. I am in a league of my own. I don’t want any tags associated with me because I know when the media associates tags with you, they also have the power to remove those tags tomorrow. Emraan Hashmi
I was with this
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes. Emo Philips
I wear a name
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you’re dealing with idiots. Eoin Colfer
Everybody gets a tag.
Everybody gets a tag. If you listen to a Velvet Underground record, you don’t think, ‘Godfathers of Punk.’ You just think, ‘This sounds great.’ The tags are there in order to help try to sell something by giving it a name that’s going to stick in somebody’s memory. But it doesn’t describe it. So ‘depressing’ … Read more
HAPPY EVER AFTER is
HAPPY EVER AFTER is a concept I’ll never believe in. I would be content to sample some little taste of happiness today, tonight, right now. Though I know without a doubt that tomorrow will come saturated with pain. Life is like that. At least my life. And honestly, I cant think of anyone whose life … Read more
Check it out. I
Check it out. I got a new name tag today.\” He unclipped it and held it out toward me. I looked at it. \”A. GUY.\” He grinned. \”Someone actually asked me what the A stood for,\” he said, his hand brushing mine as he took the tag back, sliding it into his pocket. \”I said … Read more