Tees – Quotes

I call my putter

I call my putter ‘Sweet Charity’ because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green. Gardner Dickinson

…When it come to

…When it come to da: What it do?! I don’t fall for da: Woop- TeE- WoOoo! Erykah Badu

If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the tee, the golfer is reminded that his drive tends to be erratic. More cruel yet is for his opponent to stand directly in the projected line of flight, as the safest place to … Read more

Tee Vee football: one

Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses — they tie — who cares? And why? Edward Abbey

How to Overthrow the

How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it. Edward Abbey

My sister Suga Tee

My sister Suga Tee is doing conscious rap. She speaks to the youth. She has an album coming out soon. She got saved but she is still doing her thing. She still spits good game. She’s talented. She sings. I don’t know if a lot of people know this but Suga Tee has a beautiful … Read more

I think I can

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance. Fuzzy Zoeller

Fighting is like life.

Fighting is like life. You can do everything to a tee. You can show up and fail. That’s no reason to quit. Frank Mir

The fourth tee brings

The fourth tee brings out a mixture of excitement and anticipation, for about 220 yards down the fairway you catch a glimpse of Stillwater Cove, and realize you’ll be walking along this spectacular meeting of land and sea for the next two hours. Doug Ferguson

Also, of course, I

Also, of course, I need my Dove soap. Of course I need my cocoa butter. I need my Listerine. I need the white Jockey tees. They are really soft and comfortable. DJ Khaled