Im shy. I can
Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on a plane. Im certainly not going to go on somebodys lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? Farrah Fawcett
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Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on a plane. Im certainly not going to go on somebodys lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? Farrah Fawcett
I don’t think the press has done a very good job dealing with government spending.The Defense Department with the $9,500 toilet seat, that’s not the problem anymore. Medicare and Medicaid and Social Security are the problem. That’s us. That’s our generation. There the press never says a word. Dave Barry
Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It’s just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle window. Only the view is different. Ben Hecht
I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn’t sound that original, but she’s bulimic. Anthony Jeselnik
I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat Andy Warhol
I have always stated I designed the stadium as a toilet seat. I don’t care if this is a great cultural event or a national symbol. It has nothing to do with me. It deals with the city. Ai Weiwei