Toilets – Quotes

I loved being in

I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland. Ewan McGregor

Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case ’cause he thinks it’s a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there’s a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened. Eugene Chadbourne

I remember Tallulah (Bankhead)

I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies’ room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath the booth and said to the lady in the next stall, ‘I beg your pardon, do you happen to have any toilet tissue in there?’ The lady said no. So Tallulah said, ‘Well, … Read more

I lived on Fulton

I lived on Fulton Street in an enormous studio – I needed a bicycle to get to the toilet, about half a mile between two streets – next to Wall Street. Erro

I don’t know why

I don’t know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows. Erma Bombeck

Making coffee has become

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It’s the only thing real men do that doesn’t seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it’s on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw. Erma Bombeck

Yup, the toilet is

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show. Eric Carr

The miracle of modern

The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet. Eoin Colfer

When I was little,

When I was little, my friends would gush over wedding gowns and honeymoons. But I saw too many people flush decades together down the toilet over money or kids or meaningless flings. My own parents chose to stay married, which I think is rather funny, since they show about as much affection for each other … Read more

Surely it is one

Surely it is one of the requisites of a tasteful garb that the expression of effort to please shall be wanting in it; that the mysteries of the toilet shall not be suggested by it; that the steps to its completion shall be knocked away like the sculptor’s ladder from the statue, and the mental … Read more