Quotes for All
Woman is the most superstitious animal beneath the moon. When a woman has a premonition that Tuesday will be a disaster, to which a man pays no heed, he will very likely lose his fortune then. This is not meant to be an occult or mystic remark. The female body is a vessel, and the … Read more
What’s missing from the online experience is community. Married couples are still going to need something to do on Tuesday nights, right? And it’s not going to be individually retiring to their offices to watch on their computers. It’s: \”We just put the meat loaf dishes away, let’s go watch television.\” It’s going to happen. … Read more
There was a time… when people didn’t go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o’clock because Milton Berle was on. Ed McMahon
A new report shows that medicare and Medicaid made more than \$50 Billion in bad payments during fiscal year 2011. Under Obamacare, that’ll become known as ‘Tuesday.’ Fred Thompson
The only truly shocking thing about last Tuesday’s election is that the Democrats didn’t do far worse, or as badly as they deserved. Frank Rich
My background with Cummings was rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, but Tuesday liked to walk in and do the scene. I must say that she was really wonderful. Aggravating, but wonderful. Dwayne Hickman
I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect. Doug Sanders
Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat? Don Hertzfeldt
In 1988, as an unknown candidate, totally unknown, I won Iowa, came in second in New Hampshire, won South Dakota. I was ahead in every Super Tuesday state the day after South Dakota. The only problem was I didn’t have enough money. I had a million dollars left, and Al Gore had three and Michael … Read more
I’m up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they’re in session. Dick Cheney