I was a good
I was a good student, I was good at soccer, I was vice president of the student council, I was a pretty girl. Evangeline Lilly
Vice President
When mothers talk about
When mothers talk about the depression of the empty nest, they’re not mourning the passing of all those wet towels on the floor, or the music that numbs your teeth, or even the bottle of capless shampoo dribbling down the shower drain. They’re upset because they’ve gone from supervisor of a child’s life to a … Read more
Silicon Valley’s involvement with
Silicon Valley’s involvement with Washington dates from one event, which was John Scully – who was the CEO of Apple – had dinner with President Clinton and Vice President Gore in 1993. And we’re all going, like, ‘What’s going on? Why would we have dinner with the president?’ Eric Schmidt
We, Norton I, do
We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished. Emperor Norton
How rude would I
How rude would I be, walking around and saying: ‘Hello. I’m Eleanor Mondale. My father was vice president of the United States. Treat me differently. Eleanor Mondale
Vice-President Ford, possibly preparing
Vice-President Ford, possibly preparing for higher duties, assessed Kissinger’s part in the Syrian-Israeli troop disengagement as \”the great diplomatic triumph of this century or perhaps any other. Edwin Newman
The average vice-president is
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle. Fred Allen
On ships they call
On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents. Fred Allen
The vice-president of an
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference. Fred Allen
I ask the vice
I ask the vice president to stop dodging the issue with legalese, and acknowledge his continued ties with Halliburton to the American people. Frank Lautenberg