Yearbook – Quotes

I think my favorite

I think my favorite thing is when people send me Instagram photos of people’s yearbooks, and one guy will put “Are you calling me a liar?,” and his friend will have “I ain’t calling you a truther.” And those are people’s actual yearbook quotes. That’s so amazing. Drake Bell

I was on the

I was on the yearbook staff, so I would take out film cameras and Nikons and take photos around school and at sporting events and things like that. We had a darkroom as well. I just loved it. I also saved up for a video camera to video my friends and cut and paste the … Read more

I definitely wasn’t cool

I definitely wasn’t cool in high school. I really wasn’t. I did belong to many of the clubs and was in leadership on yearbook and did the musical theater route, so I had friends in all areas, but I certainly did not know what to wear, did not know how to do my hair, all … Read more

The yearbook voted me

The yearbook voted me most likely to be scraped off an onramp by a puking fireman. Christopher Titus

I saw the yearbook

I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain’t have six friends in high school, I don’t have six friends now! That’s three on three with a half court. Chris Rock

I was voted funniest

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? Cecily Strong

There’s a picture of

There’s a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting room on the Harvard campus, where I was an undergraduate. Brian Greene

I’ve been interested in

I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons. Bill Watterson

I don’t Twitter, I

I don’t Twitter, I don’t MyFace, I don’t Yearbook… Bill Belichick

I am tortured too.

I am tortured too. I am tortured by belly fat and magazine covers about how to please everyone but myself. I am tortured by sheep who click on anything that will guarantee a ten-pound loss in one week. Sheep who will get on their knees if it means someone will like them more. I am tortured by my inability to want to hang out with desperate sheep. I am tortured by goddamned yearbooks full of bullshit. I met you when. I’ll miss the times. I’ll keep in touch. Best friends forever. Is this okay? Are you all right? Are you tortured too?
A.S. King