My mind leaps to my theory about presidents – that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the others who start wars. In short – and don’t quote me, because this is an incomplete expression of a more complex premise – I believe blow jobs prevent war.
A.M. Homes
Before going home with
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. Eugene Mirman