Quotes for All
Once you’re done being president, you tend to want to defend your record more than plumb your inner feelings. I find it hard to imagine Obama going home at night and writing sensitive, introspective journal entries about his meeting with John Boehner. Gail Collins
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. Eugene Mirman
I shined off high school band, marching, jazz studies. At the time I was too cool for school, I had this professional gig and I was going home taking a shower and heading to downtown Hawaii, Waikiki. Eric Hernandez
I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment. Ellen DeGeneres
I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is y’know, ’cause ’cause I’m gone a lot from home and this time I’m out for three-and-a-half weeks without going home, and that’s hard, to be gone three-and-a-half weeks ’cause then I have to … Read more
All you have to do is say, ‘I’m going home,’ and you’re the most popular girl at the party. Elaine Stritch
For some people, going to church is going home. In a very profound sense, I would say the same thing. Home is where Christ is. Frederick Buechner
I know the whole world is watching now. And I wish the world could see what I can see. Sometimes you have to get up really high to understand how small you really are. I’m going home now. Felix Baumgartner
Going home, it’s what everybody’s trying to do from the day they’re born to the day they die, but going home together – that’s marriage. Fannie Heaslip Lea
I want to give a really BAD party. I mean it. I want to give a party where there’s a brawl and seductions and people going home with their feelings hurt and women passed out in the cabinet de toilette. You wait and see. F. Scott Fitzgerald