Why would anyone steal
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It’s like stealing a two-year-old. Erma Bombeck
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Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It’s like stealing a two-year-old. Erma Bombeck
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. Erma Bombeck
What is eternity? You’re on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID. It’s the checkout girl’s first day on the job. She doesn’t … Read more
I think with new president Chris Pook of CART, he is very active and strong. Emerson Fittipaldi
I go to see grand prix every year, and I watch every race on TV for sure. I probably go to three or four CART races and three or four Formula One races. Emerson Fittipaldi
I think of modern marriage as a car strangely fashioned out of an old abandoned horse carriage, built upon the framework of a mule cart. All the original engineering is still there, underneath it all. Elizabeth Gilbert
Everything is ‘colossalized’ – events, fortunes, accidents, climate, conversation, ambitions – everything is in the extreme … They can’t even have a tram run off a line, which in England or France might kill one or two people, without its making a holocaust of half a street full. … The thing which surprises me is … Read more
And they brought an Owl, and a useful Cart, And a pound of Rice, and a CranberryTart, And a hive of silvery Bees. And they brought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws, And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws, and forty Bottles of Ring-Bo-Ree, And no end of Stilton Cheese. Edward Lear
I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range – it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn. Ed Begley, Jr.
Most people put the cart before the horse, which is an interesting way to go through life. They approach everything directly. In Zen we approach everything backwards or inside out. Frederick Lenz