My mom gave me
My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment. Emo Philips
Dental
Even if every program
Even if every program were educational and every advertisement bore the seal of approval of the American Dental Association, we would still have a critical problem. It’s not just the programs but the act of watching television hour after hour after hour that’s destructive. Ellen Goodman
Moving to Montana soon,
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. Frank Zappa
I wrote a song
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner? Frank Zappa
Visiting a dentist early
Visiting a dentist early in life will help keep a kid’s smile healthy for years to come. We know good oral health is an important component of good overall health. That’s why I’m thrilled to be able to give eligible Ontario kids access to high-quality no-cost dental services. Deb Matthews
People ask me, ‘Have
People ask me, ‘Have you ever considered doing stand-up?’ To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, ‘Have you ever considered dental implants?’ David Sedaris
How is it that
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? Dan Burton
A retired teacher paid
A retired teacher paid $62,000 towards her pension and nothing, yes nothing, for full family medical, dental and vision coverage over her entire career. What will we pay her? $1.4 million in pension benefits and another $215,000 in health care benefit premiums over her lifetime. Chris Christie
Hockey players wear numbers
Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records. Bob Plager
Even pearls are dark
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. Bill Vaughan