Part of any serious
Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove chewing gum and duct tape and fix whatever was kept together for real. Erik Naggum
Duct Tape
I love my dad.
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, ‘Damn, that TV has 500 channels.’ When I got older, it didn’t have 500 channels – it was a knob from the … Read more
I’ll say this about
I’ll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass. Dennis Miller
Public service announcement: In
Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker. David Letterman
Magnetism is one of
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers. Dave Barry
When I want your
When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape.–T-SHIRT Darynda Jones
After the 9/11 attacks,
After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended. Dana Milbank
Today Homeland Security Chief
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? Craig Kilborn
Why would we ever
Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what’s that sticky stuff called …duct tape. Cornelia Funke
What’s that sticky stuff
What’s that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. Cornelia Funke