Duh – Quotes

There\’s a price you

There’s a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine, or even drinking too much water. All those things can mess you up, especially, drinking too much L.A. water … or Love Canal for that matter. But, if people had a better idea … Read more

I\’m having the weirdest

I’m having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now,\” said the green caterpiller. Duh!\” said the blue caterpiller. \”Do you think, just maybe, that’s because you predicted this?\” Oh, yeah.\” –The Looking Glass Wars Frank Beddor

I have had a

I have had a love-hate relationship with my body. Demi Moore

A study in the

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’ Conan O’Brien

I once tried to

I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh. Clyde Edgerton

Nobody’s good. I hate

Nobody’s good. I hate it. I truly hate it. I mean, there’s a lot of guys doing stuff I admire, but stand-up-wise I feel very alone. I really miss Bill Hicks. I wish I could have put him on my show. And I really miss Sam Kinison a lot. Richard Pryor’s sick… It’s like you … Read more

I was having tea

I was having tea with a guy I was introduced to, about the possibility of working with him at his production company. He asked me if I’d written anything, and I said yes. Then he said ‘why don’t you just shoot it’? And I thought, duh! Best advice I ever got. Chika Anadu