A friend will tell
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend – and he’s a priest. Erma Bombeck
Funny Relationship
Marriage has no guarantees.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
A friend doesn’t go
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. Erma Bombeck
Love is the only
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. Erich Fromm
You see a lot
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong
You can always tell
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’ Ellen DeGeneres
A man who marries
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. Elbert Hubbard
Old age has deformities
Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice. Eleanor Roosevelt
I\\’m a very loyal
I’m a very loyal and unreliable friend. Edward de Bono
The same passions in
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another. Friedrich Nietzsche