A man knows when
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Funny Fathers Day
To a father growing
To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter. Euripides
To be a successful
To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. Ernest Hemingway
You know, fathers just
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together. Erika Cosby
A father is always
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. Enid Bagnold
It is not flesh
It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons. Friedrich Schiller
To her, the name
To her, the name of father was another name for love. Fanny Fern
Father’s Day: When you
Father’s Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. David Letterman
Fathers, like mothers, are
Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers and fathering is a very important stage in their development. David Gottesman
Remember: What dad really
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really. Dave Barry