You grow up the
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself. Ethel Barrymore
Funny Motivational
Advice is what we
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. Erica Jong
Most comedy is based
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings. Ellen DeGeneres
Never follow anyone else\\’s
Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost. Ellen DeGeneres
Do not take life
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
Don\’t mind your make-up,
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up. Frank Zappa
Good advice is something
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Every cloud has its
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. Don Marquis
I’m old enough and
I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it. Dolly Parton
Life is a blank
Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can. Danny Kaye