People always ask me,
People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres
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People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid! Bill Watterson
It was a dangerous profession I had chosen … because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly of them and tend to warn children who act out that they are going to wind up in prison or worse. It is only when you grow up that they pay you vast … Read more