Funny Leadership

Ten soldiers wisely led

Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head. Euripides

If you ain\\’t the

If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Edmund Wilson

It is a terrible

It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead – and find no one there. Franklin D. Roosevelt

The only safe ship

The only safe ship in a storm is leadership. Faye Wattleton

Pull the string, and

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. Dwight D. Eisenhower

You don\’t lead by

You don’t lead by hitting people over the head – that’s assault, not leadership. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Leadership is the art

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Anyone who is capable

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it… anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams

When trouble arises and

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. Dave Barry