A patriot must always
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. Edward Abbey
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A conservative is a
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. Franklin D. Roosevelt
Things are more like
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Anyone who is capable
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams
Instead of giving a
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson
To make even fewer
To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself. Demetri Martin
For NASA, space is
For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle
It’s wonderful to be
It’s wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. Dan Quayle
I love California, I
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle
When I was a
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow