If a man watches
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. Elbert Hubbard
He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem. Eddie Shaw
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. Frank Gifford
A tie is like kissing your sister. Duffy Daugherty
Most football players are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. Doug Plank
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win. Doug Collins
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something. Dennis Rodman
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth