Football Team

I learned that if

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I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. Gale Sayers

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck

If a man watches

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck

I was meant to

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I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday night, I was destined to be collecting corsages from every boy in town before prom, accepting such floral offerings like competing sacrifices to a Delphic goddess. Elizabeth Wurtzel