Always do sober what

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway

Fill with mingled cream

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today. Edgar Allan Poe

I have absolutely no

I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some … Read more

You can\’t be a

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer. Frank Zappa

You can\’t be a

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

Alcohol may be man\’s

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Frank Sinatra