When I got a
When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable. Emile Hirsch
Lap Dances
I love that red
I love that red wine is good for you. Isn’t that cool? I want to hear more of this. I want to hear more things in life like, Red wine, in conjunction with a lap dance, while watching NFL football, is the best cardiovascular workout you can have. Dom Irrera
We must regard Sarah
We must regard Sarah Palin as the Carmella Soprano of the GOP — an enabling wife of organized crime, who sees, hears and speaks no evil of the boys in her old-boy network for whom she does this ideological lap dance. Cintra Wilson
Space tourism is God’s
Space tourism is God’s way of telling you you aren’t spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine. Bill Maher
If a dog jumps
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead