Mind Blowing

While sabotaging our reliable

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While sabotaging our reliable energy sources, Obama is also throwing as much federal money as he can at failed green energy projects, which are so ill-conceived that a reasonable person might conclude this goal is to waste money. Solyndra wasn’t the only such failed enterprise, as we’ve shown. There were a dozen others, and despite … Read more

I think boxers are

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I think boxers are the greatest athletes in all sports for the simple fact that they don’t cry. That is mind-blowing. Have you ever been punched in the nose? Oh my gosh, it hurts so bad. They have to go back to corner, where some little man yells at them. ‘Shut up, I just got … Read more

But whenever I meet

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But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one for … Read more