Quotes for All
I know what it feels like to be bruised; I know what it feels like to carry things around with you that never totally heal. There’s closure and then there’s stuff that’s kind of like, Well, I guess it’s going to be in the minivan forever. And you carry it with you and you continue … Read more
Drilling in the Refuge is completely unnecessary when we could improve the average fuel economy of cars, minivans and SUV’s by just 3 miles a gallon and save more oil within 10 years than we could ever produce from the Arctic Refuge. Ed Markey
Whenever I say I made a record in the garage, people just assume that I have, like, a Lear jet parked in there or something. But really there’s old luggage, a couple of bikes. It’s big enough to put one minivan in. That’s it. No dartboard. I’m so not macho. Dave Grohl
Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan… how big is your baby? Chelsea Handler
When we traded homemaking for careers, we were implicitly promised economic independence and worldly influence. But a devil of a bargain it has turned out to be in terms of daily life. We gave up the aroma of warm bread rising, the measured pace of nurturing routines, the creative task of molding our families’ tastes … Read more
What police officer would dare ticket Death’s minivan? Augusten Burroughs
It feels like we should do something, he said. Like, send her off on a barge out to sea and set her on fire. Let her go out in a blaze of glory. Chubs raised an eyebrow. It’s a minivan, not a Viking. Alexandra Bracken