Quotes for All
Bart Giamatti did not grow up (as he had dreamed) to play second base for the Red Sox. He became a professor at Yale, and then, in time president of the National Baseball League. He never lost his love for the Boston Red Sox. It was as a Red Sox fan, he later realized that … Read more
In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes. Dave Barry
In modern America, Judeo-Christian beliefs are often held up to ridicule and disdain by the media. D. James Kennedy
Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea that there is some public benefit in ignoramuses and morons pulling levers next to names on a ballot is one of the evil myths of post-modern America. The purpose of voting, in our … Read more
In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses. Calvin Trillin
There’s probably no concept in theology more repugnant to modern America than the idea of divine wrath.
R. C. Sproul