My Best Friend

Look, my best friend

Look, my best friend is Xena, Warrior Princess and she is not going to like this forced wedding thing, if you get my drift. Gabrielle

Friends are relatives you

Friends are relatives you make for yourself. Eustache Deschamps

The best time to

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ethel Barrymore

The bulls are my

The bulls are my best friends. I translated to Brett. You kill your friends? she asked. Always, he said in English, and laughed. So they don’t kill me. Ernest Hemingway

My brother is my

My brother is my best friend. Erinn Smart

My best friend is

My best friend is Lily Aldridge. Her daughter’s my godchild. Erin Heatherton

I’ve met some of

I’ve met some of my best friends in the world working for Victoria’s Secret. Erin Heatherton

Yup, the toilet is

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show. Eric Carr

I caught my wife

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I’d got out. Emo Philips

My best friend Madison keeps a list on her phone of all of the different English slang that I say, so she has kind of like a translator so she can understand without having to ask me, What on Earth are you talking about when you say ‘nackered’? Emma Watson