Quotes for All
In the seventh grade, I was about to leave wearing a jumper, when my mom said she could see my panty line. So I just wore stockings. That day I broke my ankle, and the EMS cut my tights off. I got a full cast with no stockings on and no panties. Gabourey Sidibe
I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a can in the car while I served the first one. I noted some women tucked the second ball just inside the elastic leg of their tennis panties. I tried, but … Read more
Girls throw their panties on the stage, but rarely if ever do they fit. Emo Philips
Hard, you know what I’m thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn’t stinking. Eazy-E
Don’t get your panties in such a twist… and give me back mine. E. L. James
Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties. Fred Durst
It’s two o’clock in the morning, they’re not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties. Frank Zappa
You gonna put on your big-girl panties and fight with the boys, now?” He looked over his shoulder as if he expected me to blush or something. “Who says I wear panties?” I was certain that he flushed red this time. Laughing, I left him shaking his head and went on inside to find the … Read more
The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and said, Ladies, you know what this is. Use it. I have scraped enough blood out from the crotches of elf knickers to last me the rest of my life. And … Read more
Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: ‘Some nights I don’t know why I even bother to wear panties’. David Henry