Parks And Recreation

I wonder how they

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World. Demetri Martin

Leslie, I typed your

Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems. Chris Pratt

I love doing comedy.

I love doing comedy. One of my favorite things in the world is to do Parks and Recreation; a big fun character. Ben Schwartz

I have never taken

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for me on the low road. Aziz Ansari

Zerts’ are what I call desserts. ‘Trée-trées’ are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz’ with a ‘z’ – I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? … Read more

Sometimes you gotta work

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot. Aziz Ansari

We need to remember

We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn’t matter. But work is third. Amy Poehler

Both conservatives and liberals

Both conservatives and liberals watch ‘Parks and Recreation,’ and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. ‘SNL’ was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you’re talking about. Amy Poehler