A patriot must always
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. Edward Abbey
Political Humor
Things are more like
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Instead of giving a
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson
One word sums up
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’. Dan Quayle
Both conservatives and liberals
Both conservatives and liberals watch ‘Parks and Recreation,’ and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. ‘SNL’ was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you’re talking about. Amy Poehler
Americans have different ways
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator’, we say ‘lift’… they say ‘President’, we say ‘stupid psychopathic git. Alexei Sayle
The comics that are
The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. Ray … Read more
If I were two-faced,
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln
I am not worried
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan