Pork Chops – Quotes

This is worse than

This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her. Eva Ibbotson

I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It’s the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O. Elvis Presley

Cold morning on Aztec

Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night’s pork chops and spinach for breakfast. Why not? And why the hell not? Edward Abbey

I can make a

I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I cooked a little bit more often, but I can put a frozen pizza in the oven and I make a good salad. Ed Harris

Left me here to

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone. Frank Zappa

Grapes are juicy. Strawberries.

Grapes are juicy. Strawberries. Oranges. Good pork chops are succulent, said Dusty. But the word isn’t accurately descriptive of a person. Smiling with delight, Ahriman said, Oh, really, not accurately descriptive? Be careful housepainter. Your genes are showing. What if I were a cannibal? Dean Koontz

My dog keeps looking

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop. Dana Gould

I went to the

I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make it 50/50. Cran-apple. Grapes? Cran-grape. Mangos? Cran-mango. Pork chops? Cran-chop! Brian Regan

I don’t know what

I don’t know what in the hell’s going on with cranberries, but they’re getting in all the other juices. Whoever the salesman is for cranberries is doing a great job. He’s showing up everywhere. Hey, what do you got, some apples? Put some cranberries in there. We’ll call it cran-apple and go 50-50. What do … Read more

First the pork chops,

First the pork chops, then morality Bertolt Brecht