Making coffee has become

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It’s the only thing real men do that doesn’t seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it’s on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw. Erma Bombeck

Don’t get me wrong.

Don’t get me wrong. I like Disney World. The rest rooms are clean enough for neurosurgery, and the employees say things like Howdy, folks! and actually seem to mean it. You wonder: Where do they get these people? My guess: 1952. I think old Walt realized, way back then, that there would eventually be a … Read more

They put on fresh

They put on fresh gloves and got back to business. Jazz wiped up the blood splatters in the freezer and tossed the tissues in with Howie’s waste. It bothered him that he was leaving evidence behind without some sort of oxygenated bleach, those blood splatters would still show up under Luminol. Of course, the odds … Read more