Stools – Quotes

I go from stool

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them. Emo Philips

I try to teach my son about sanitation, especially when handling foods like chicken that could be dangerous. I remind him to wash his hands all the time. When my son cooks with me, he stands on a step stool so he can reach the stove. I teach him about safety and fire. Emeril Lagasse

She still remembered sitting

She still remembered sitting for hours as a little girl and pretending to be a hassock. A foot stool. Because if she could just stay very small, and very quiet, her mother would forget she was there, and then she wouldn’t scream about people and places and things that had gone wrong. Eloisa James

A balanced life is

A balanced life is like a three legged stool. Each leg – nutrition, fitness and wellness- is necessary and supports the other. Ellie Krieger

Parties who want milk

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them. Elbert Hubbard

Between two stools one

Between two stools one sits on the ground. Francois Rabelais

One falls to the

One falls to the ground in trying to sit on two stools. Francois Rabelais

Hope is a leg

Hope is a leg of a 3-legged stool with Faith and Charity. Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Hope is one leg

Hope is one leg of a three-legged stool, together with faith and charity. These three stabilize our lives regardless of the rough or uneven surfaces we might encounter at the time… Hope in our Heavenly Father’s merciful plan of happiness leads to peace, mercy, rejoicing, and gladness. The hope of salvation is like a protective … Read more

There were horrendous, dramatic,

There were horrendous, dramatic, violent quantities of green slime—oodles of it. It covered Howl completely. It draped his head and shoulders in sticky dollops, heaping on his knees and hands, trickling in glops down his legs, and dripping off the stool in sticky strands. It was in oozing ponds and crawling pools over most of … Read more