If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.
Aberjhani
Just remember, once you’re
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Arthur Schopenhauer
Birthday Cake
Telling me to relax
Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off. Amy Poehler
I like birthday cake.
I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day. Aimee Bender
I miss you, Eleanor.
I miss you, Eleanor. I want to be with you all the time. You’re the smartest girl I’ve ever met, and the funniest, and everything you do surprises me. And I wish I could say that those are the reasons I like you, because that would make me sound like a really evolved human being … Read more
At 50, if you
At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! Abraham Lincoln