I believe in loyalty.
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. Eva Gabor
Humorous Birthday
If we could be
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Euripides
A friend never defends
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck
Your True Nature Is
Your True Nature Is Love. There’s Nothing You Can Do About It. Byron Katie
It is sad to
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
You know you’re getting
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
Just remember, once you’re
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Arthur Schopenhauer
If you want to
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. Anthony
Of late I appear
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. Richard Armour