Old age is the
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. Faina Ranevskaya
Birthday Cake
Every two months, I
Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. Dylan Lauren
Wishing, like sipping a
Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake. Daniel Handler
The main prank that
The main prank that we play with props is for people’s birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – that’s always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who’s new. Catherine Bell
We was going to
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you’d drop it. Casey Stengel
Cakes are special. Every
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories. Buddy Valastro
Death and life are,
Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate them to heavy metal and birthday cake. Brenda Shaughnessy
You know you’re getting
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
All her life she
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt. […] The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the washbasin. Ramona decorated the mound with toothpaste roses as if it was a toothpaste birthday cake Beverly Cleary
You can’t say your
You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. Aziz Ansari