Sure, luck means a
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
Funny American Football
When I played pro
When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately – unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something. Dick Butkus
Detroit’s so bad this
Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week. Dennis Miller
I was the originator
I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing. Deacon Jones
Sharks are as tough
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. Dave Barry
I have seen women
I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and – this always amazes me – not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a good hit, which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly … Read more
There are two kinds
There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they’re both a pain in the ass. Dan Devine
You have to play
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell
People say I’ll be
People say I’ll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher. Craig Heyward
The only way to
The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract. Carl Spider Lockhart