I didn’t fight my
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Erma Bombeck
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I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Erma Bombeck
Sex gets people killed, put in jail, beaten up, bankrupted, and disgraced, to say nothing of ruined – personally, politically, and professionally. Looking for sex can lead to misfortune, and if you get lucky and find it, it can leave you maimed, infected, or dead. Other than that, it’s swell: the great American pastime. … … Read more
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy Fran Lebowitz
I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there is such a great truth in that. You choose how you want to feel about what happens to you. I could have been a miserable failure. I haven’t had anybody looking over me, … Read more
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were dull with anger disguised as apathy. If she kept on her current path, she’d grow into the type of person who fed her kids Doritos for breakfast and purchased angry … Read more
A lot of people don’t like bumper stickers. I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It’s like a little sign that says ‘Hey, let’s never hang out.’ Demetri Martin
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there’s an election coming up here in England, but no one’s going to have a sign in front of their house. Nobody’s going to wear buttons. And in France, same thing. In America I like that people … Read more
The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has one on her van, and it says, ‘If this van’s rockin’, I’m deleting emails.’ David Letterman
I hate bumper stickers, you can’t sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. David Cross
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins. David Cross