Sarcastic One Liners

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I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Erma Bombeck

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. Forrest Tucker

Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. Chapman Cohen

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. Ashleigh Brilliant

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Albert Einstein

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. Albert Einstein

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Alan Dundes

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
Abba Eban