I didn’t fight my
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Erma Bombeck
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I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Erma Bombeck
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Demetri Martin
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – T-SHIRT Darynda Jones
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Dan Chaon
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. Christina Aguilera
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. Bob Hope
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Ambrose Bierce
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Albert Einstein