Quotes for All
I . . . am small, like the wren, and my hair is bold like the chestnut burr; and my eyes like the sherry in the glass that the guest leaves. Emily Dickinson
Chauncy Burr … talks well, possibly better than he thinks. But this is a common failing. Elizabeth Cady Stanton
When you talk about modern comedy I think there’s a big three right now, and that’s Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don’t think anyone’s doing it better than those three guys. Brad Williams
There’s no “brothers” when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don’t care about each other. He’s not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio – I don’t know that guy. Bill Burr
You’re a kid, your whole life is awesome. It’s awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house. You just ran outside into the woods. You weren’t scared of nothing. I challenge you to do that as an adult. All your IDs, all your credit cards … Read more
You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we’re both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay – that’s why I get the dollar more an hour. Bill Burr
Aaron Burr was like a new refrigerator. He was bright, cold and empty. Richard Brookhiser
Heaven sometimes hedges a rare character about with ungainliness and odium, as the burr that protects the fruit. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never do today what you can do tomorrow, because something may occur to make you regret your premature action.
Aaron Burr