The problem with marriage
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Funny Marriage
One good yardstick as
One good yardstick as to whether a person might be the right one for you is this: in her presence, do you think your noblest thoughts, do you aspire to your finest deeds, do you wish you were better than you are? Ezra Taft Benson
If love means never
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. Estelle Getty
Marriage has no guarantees.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
Never get married in
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake. Elbert Hubbard
A legal or religious
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other… until death do them join. Elbert Hubbard
Marriage is an attempt
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own. Eddie Cantor
Marriage is a good
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. E. W. Howe
Marriage is the only
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I\’ve been married to
I’ve been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was. Frank Carson