Marriage has no guarantees.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do. David Wilkerson
Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended. Cher
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. Cass Daley
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly
you know… there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time…. husband!!! Bill Maher
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they’ll never get all the pennies out of the pot. Armistead Maupin
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always Red Skelton