Funny Marriage Advice

Marriage has no guarantees.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. Cass Daley

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly

you know… there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time…. husband!!! Bill Maher

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don’t; men hope women won’t change but they do. Bettina Arndt

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always Red Skelton

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. Alan King