Love is a game
Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor
Funny Love
Marriage has no guarantees.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
True love comes quietly,
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal
I’ve learned that you
I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they’ll panic and give in. Emo Philips
My life acccomplishments? Sanity,
My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you Elizabeth Gilbert
Never get married in
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake. Elbert Hubbard
You know you are
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. Elayne Boosler
My brother is gay
My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. Elayne Boosler
Marriage marks the end
Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity. Friedrich Nietzsche
A pair of powerful
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. Friedrich Nietzsche