They say golf is
They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. It’s more complicated than that. Gardner Dickinson
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They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. It’s more complicated than that. Gardner Dickinson
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. Earl Wilson
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. David Feherty
Golf’s three ugliest words: still your shot. Dave Marr
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. Chi Chi Rodriguez
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off. Chi Chi Rodriguez
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. Chi Chi Rodriguez
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. Buddy Hackett
Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. Bruce Lansky