Funny Golfing – Quotes

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They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. It’s more complicated than that. Gardner Dickinson

Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it. Ernie Banks

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. Earl Wilson

Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you’ve found a man about to make a difficult putt. Fletcher Knebel

My father’s saying, The harder you work, the luckier you get. Fiona Wood

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. Don Adams

If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. Chi Chi Rodriguez

The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is the pencil. Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par. Chi Chi Rodriguez