Humorous Christmas

There’s nothing sadder in

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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Erma Bombeck

Christmas is a necessity.

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Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves. Eric Sevareid

Once again, we come

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Dave Barry

In the old days,

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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it Christmas and went to church; the Jews called it Hanukka and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say Merry Christmas! or Happy Hanukka! or (to the atheists) Look … Read more

I will honor Christmas

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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. Charles Dickens

Unless we make Christmas

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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white’. Bing Crosby

Oh look, yet another

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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? Bill Watterson

I once bought my

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning

One of the most

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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist. Andy Rooney