Quotes for All
Alexia had found pregnancy relatively manageable, up to a point. That point having been some three weeks ago, at which juncture her natural reserves of control gave way to sentimentality. Only yesterday she had ended breakfast sobbing over the fried eggs because they looked at her funny. The pack had spent a good half hour … Read more
Now I am nothing but a veil; all my body is a veil beneath which a child sleeps. Gabriela Mistral
Now my belly is as noble as my heart. Gabriela Mistral
Let the earth look at me, and bless me, for now I am fecund and sacred, like the palms and the furrows. Gabriela Mistral
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up… First thing you’re going to see: condoms. Next to that: … Read more
I don’t even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I’m looking at all the aisles… they don’t have one that says ‘oops. Gabriel Iglesias
Art is to be admired rather than explained. The jargon of these sculptors is beyond me. I do not precisely know why I admire a green granite, female, apparently pregnant monster with one eye going around a square corner. Ezra Pound
The difference in my body from pre-pregnancy to post-baby was night and day. I didn’t have the strength, I didn’t have the flexibility, I didn’t have the stamina, I didn’t have the mobility. I felt like I was handicapped. Evangeline Lilly
That’s typical Gabrielle, … Marc has a very clever plan for this pregnancy. It’s going to turn her world upside down Eva Longoria
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. Erma Bombeck